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IF I WERE The MARRYING KIND Main Verse and Chorus: If I were the marrying kind, which thank the lord I’m not sir, The kind of Rugger I would Be, Would Be a Rugby… Repeat chorus after each solo verse: Solo Verses (Soloists are chosen by raising their cup to their forehead and the accompanying ruggers point their bent elbows towards the next rugger they wish to hear from: Prop Sir! WHY IS THAT SIR? ‘Cause I’d support a hooker, And You’d Support a Hooker, WE’D ALL SUPPORT HOOKERS TOGETHER, WE’D BE ALRIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT SUPPORTING HOOKERS TOGETHER. Second Row Sir! ‘Cause I’d grab crotch, And You’d Grab Crotch WE’D ALL GRAB CROCTH TOGETHER, WE’D BE ALRIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT GRABBING CROTCH TOGETHER. Second Row #2 Sir! ‘Cause I’d smell fish, And You’d Smell Fish, WE’D ALL SMELL FISH TOGETHER, WE’D BE ALRIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT SMELLING FISH TOGETHER. Eight Man Sir! Split Cheeks Eight Man Sir! Sniff Ass Flanker Sir! Get Off First Scrum-half Sir! Put It In Scrum Half Sir! Whip It Out Scrum Half Sir! Go Both Ways Fly-half Sir! Get Creamed Inside or Outside Center Sir! Find the Hole Inside or Outside Center Sir! Put It Out Wing Sir! Never Get It Full back Sir! Get Fucked Pitch Sir! Grow Weed Goal Posts Sir! Stand Erect Goal Posts Sir! Get Split Rugby Law Book Sir! Get Violated Referree’s whistle Sir! Get Blown Rugby Ball Sir! Be Bound in Leather Rugby Boot Sir! Come in a Box Cleat Sir! Get Screwed Fan on a Rainy Day Sir! Come in Rubbers Fan on a Rainy Day #2 Sir! Get Wet Fan on a Sunny Day Sir! Come Again Fan on a Sunny Day #2 Sir! Get Baked Grounds Keeper Sir! Trim Bush Drunk Team Sir! Get Fucked Up Social, ‘Round the head. Who said head? I’ll take some of that SHIT!!!
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