Dick da dick da dick, dick da dick da dick, dick da dick da dick Yeah Woo!

Gimme gimme gimme that number one ‘cause sucking that dick is so much fun.

Chorus:

It’s hard

Oh yeah

It’s Firm

Oh Yeah

IT’S FILLED

WITH SPERM

You’re a dick, you’re a dick, you’re a… (Place an index finger on top of the head of a rugger near you and they must spin around in a circle whilst doing a little jig).

Dick da dick da dick, dick da dick da dick, dick da dick da dick Yeah Woo!

Gimme gimme gimme that number two ‘cause sucking that dick is good for you.

Chorus:

It’s hard

Oh yeah

It’s Firm

Oh Yeah

IT’S FILLED

WITH SPERM

You’re a dick, you’re a dick, you’re a… (Place an index finger on top of the head of a rugger near you and they must spin around in a circle whilst doing a little jig.)

Dick da dick da dick, dick da dick da dick, dick da dick da dick Yeah Woo!

Number three ‘cause sucking that dick good for me.

Number four ‘cause sucking that dick makes you beg for more.

Number five ‘cause sucking that dick makes me feel alive.

Number six ‘cause sucking that dick makes me feel so sick.

Number seven ‘cause sucking that dick makes me feel like heaven.

Number eight ‘cause sucking that dick makes me feel so great.

Number nine ‘cause sucking that dick makes me feel divine.

Number ten ‘cause sucking that dick makes me feel… (Take a sip of beer and spray it out over everyone at the drink up).