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I Used to Work in Chicago

Sung to "For he’s a jolly good fellow", Solo volunteers are picked by putting there beer cup in front of their forehead and the other ruggers point there elbows towards the soloist. If the soloist does not sing the verse correctly, they are made to "SHOOT THE BOOT"

Song begins with the Chorus:

I used to work in Chicago an old department store,

I used to work in Chicago I don’t work there anymore.

Oh!

Repeat Chorus after every verse.

Solo Verses:

A man came in for a hammer,

All Ruggers: A hammer from from the store?

A hammer he wanted, NAILED I GOT.

A man came in for roses on a piano,

Roses on a Piano from the store?

Roses on a piano he wanted, Two Lips on his organ he got.

A man came in for a donut,

A Donut from the store?

A donut he wanted, Cream-filled I got.

A man came in for a screen door,

A screen door from the store?

A screen door he wanted, the back door he got.

A man came in for a ruler; ruler he wanted, 12 inches I got.

A man came in for a camel; a camel he wanted, humped he got.

A man came in for some tile; tile he wanted, laid I got.

A man came in for a hard drive; a hard drive he wanted, my sex drive he got.

A man came in for a lobster; a lobster he wanted, my crabs he got.

A man came in for some stamps; stamps he wanted, licked I got.

A man came in for some paper; paper he wanted, reamed I got.

A man came in for some jewelry; jewelry he wanted, a pearl necklace I got.

A man came in for a Kit Kat; a Kit Kat he wanted, 4 fingers I got.

A man came in for some nails; nails he wanted, screwed I got.

A man came in for some carpet; carpet he wanted, shagged he got.

 

ENDING VERSE: A man came in for a blowjob; a blowjob he wanted, fucked he got, NOW I OWN THE MOTHER-FUCKING STORE!

Social, round the head, who said head, I’ll take some of that SHIT!

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