The n=10 (p < .005) Reasons To Become A Psychologist

10. ...tell me, how do you feel about it?

9. The probability of meeting Oprah is statistically significant.

8. So I can do empirical tests with drugs of my own choice.

7. You get to take Human Sexuality and have it count toward your major.

6. Because no one else was going to figure me out.

5. Psychologists can talk about it instead of doing it.

4. Because my family needs all the free therapy they can get.

3. So maybe someday I'll understand the concept of "penis envy."

2. So I can find someone with my own problems and get paid to analyze them.

1. Rats make stimulating social companions.