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 January 7th, 2011
Happy New Year! BIG NEWS for NAKED NOTT - Varun [perhaps in a fit of rage after not being included in the last news update] has flexed his enormous directorial muscles and created a faithful video recreation of Fall/Winter Term 2005! We have a local copy of the video, which you can find here, or you can navigate over to http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/8014793/ to view it on the original page.

I'll be honest, I miss the Magnavox record player.


 November 19nd, 2010
Only a few small things of note:

1. This site has gotten Ryan Brett laid at least once. Here is one of the latest pictures of him in the wild.
Those jeanshorts...

2. Daddy Shulman has been keeping busy. Here is a picture of his latest exploits.
A true rockstar!

3. Rosalba, from the first Naked Nott film, has made her first public announcement on the facebook. Here is a screen-capture.
First status post in over 3 years...


That's all for now.




 May 1st, 2009
A Final Update???

EDIT: The Shettypalooza documentary is as done as it will ever be, and should be on the "Movies" page.

Not really. But probably, for a while. Somewhere on this webserver exists a rough cut of the Shettypalooza (maybe 2005?) documentary, which has some pretty sweet tunes and features Varun Shetty's vocal skillz. (See edit above)

Since this website probably doesn't make as much sense to the occasional visitor as it once did, here's a brief bit about Naked Nott:

Naked Nott Productions was founded in 2004 by Varun Shetty and Daven Amin. The title was coined by Varun, David "Daddy" Shulman quickly signed up as the webmaster, and Ryan Brett joined the cast. The first official Naked Nott Production was "Bust-A-Move", which was filmed, edited, and produced in a single day, and elevated the group to stardom. In those days, TvUC didn't exist at Union College, so this website was a quick way the NN members could link videos from their AIM (yes, old-school) away messages for mass consumption.

The vast majority of Naked Nott stuff was filmed in the span of 2004 to 2006, and as NN wasn't affiliated with the fledgling TV Station on campus after its debut in 2005, NN films began to premiere in the bi-annual cultural shows put on by Shakti, the South Asian Culture Club of Union College. In 2006, Varun Shetty (and after some persuasion, Daven Amin) went on to form the Shakti Video Squadron, a group dedicated to producing video media exclusively for Shakti shows. As these men were no longer producing material for Naked Nott, the website's content was updated with the new SVS shows and commercials. Thus, the majority of media now provided by this site has a decidedly "brown" colouring.


If you're new to the site, and for some reason want to watch some vintage undergraduate goodness, I personally recommend the following (which you can find on the Movies section of the website) as they haven't aged too poorly:



Naked Nott Productions

Bust-A-Move: The first true Naked Nott Production, with a timeless message.
Shetty Campaign(!!), and Shetty Campaign Press Release: The Campaign Announcement was conceived, filmed, and edited within 24 hours by Daven Amin in collaboration with Mandeep Moondi. It's still fantastic. The Shetty Press Release video provided closure to fans who wanted to know how the election had gone, and stars Vincent Orlando.
India Match: Yes, it's Indian-themed, but it was filmed before SVS existed and it isn't too bad. Plus, Anjali Singla is a real person who wanted to testify, not an actress depicting a character like everyone else who appears in the film!
Fair and Lovely: Not our usual editing style, but Varun's editorial debut, and boy is it a fine infomercial.

Shakti Video Squadron

Indian Office: These are good, aren't too dated, and although they rip off the TV show "The Office" unabashedly, they're still funny.
Pretty much all of the commercials. They're commercials, they age fairly well.


Finally, since this may be the last update for many years, here's a brief, unsolicited, and unauthorized bio of each of the original Naked Nott Production members...

Varun Shetty - Varun graduated in Winter 2008, and has spent the following year in the Big Apple. He occasionally directs training videos, putting his NN skills to work, and when he's not working hard on redeeming humanity, he contributes to the Loser's Guide to NYC, which can be found at http://losersguidenyc.blogspot.com/
David "Daddy" Shulman - Daddy graduated in Spring 2008, and spent the following year saving the world as a Minerva Fellow in Malawi. His blog, which details some of his experiences, can be found at http://ublog.union.edu/shulmand/
Ryan Brett - Ryan disappeared from Union College just prior to Fall 2006. This disappearance has never been explained fully. Rumors circulate that he has a set of twins and has jumped the state border, residing with his girlfriend, fiance, or wife (depending on story) on the NJ/NY border. He is still believed to be pursuing undergraduate education, and there are eyewitness accounts from both Varun and Daven that he does in fact exist, as of March 2009.
Daven Amin - I can't write a bio about myself.. I just finished at Union in Winter 2009 (I beat you Ryan!) and clearly have nothing better to do with my life than write long useless updates on 5+ year old websites that I maintain.


There you have it. The Naked Nott story for the uninitiated. Enjoy the site.. and maybe someday there will be more content to put up here.

 July 22nd, 2008
Ok. Putting my grubby paws on this site has made me root around on my hard-disk, and in an effort to uncover a working version of the "Reflections" remake, I found the full set of the Indian Office! I've encoded them and they are up on the website, in the Videos section... although I highly doubt there will be many, if any other updates of old stuff for some time now (Except for whenever I get a new computer and finally tap into the Archive... expect a 7 min version of Tropicana and the unreleased documentary from ShettyPalooza (2006?) to finally hit the air!)
ALSO I JUST WANTED TO SAY TO ANYONE WHO VISITS THIS SITE, THE FRANKONI SITE HAS FINALLY FOUND A MIRROR AND CAN BE FOUND AT http://www.vu.union.edu/~amind/frankoni .... THANKS

 July 21st, 2008
Site management has shifted. I'm commandeering this site and everyone who views it. A bunch of movies that were never linked onto the site have now been (check 'Movies' section). If any links are broken, please notify me at amind [at] union [dot] edu. Also, I hear Dave is somewhere brewing beer as we speak!


 December 7th, 2006
Site design complete, proceding to development. The new color scheme was chosen. Additionally, the new banner was finished along with a menubar.

 December 6th, 2006
Development continues with slow progress. Sabers Suck Balls...

 December 5th, 2006
As development procedes it is becoming increasing clear that the new naked nott site will kick ass. The images will be bigger and better than ever and the new videos will steal your shorts for years to come.

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