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A PDF copy of my NIU Master’s Thesis, “Physics Validation Studies for Muon Collider Detector Background Simulations” is available here.

My Monthly Quote from January 2012:  What the hell? It bounces!? Who designs a gun that bounces? This is the worst gun ever. Of all... -- Freelancer Agent Washington (David) – “Season 9: The Sarcophagus”, Red vs. Blue                              

Now for the completely unrelated stuff:

So I started up my podcast listening again, mainly thanks to The Drunk Tank podcast over at Rooster Teeth Productions.  I have also stated The Starter by Scott Sigler, since I have been eagerly awaiting the sequel to The Rookie.  I was rather dismayed to discover, since I have been woefully behind in organizing/archiving my podcast downloads, that Variant Frequencies ended.  Still, there is a bit of a backlog there that I have to listen to.   

I highly recommend the following podcast sites (in alphabetical order):  Darker Projects.com, Escape Pod, Podiobooks.com, and Variant Frequencies (despite their end).  Please note that this listing is for sites that offer a variety of genres and which issue new content at a relatively consistent pace.  There are other podcast sites which could arguably been listed above, but for the sake of being concise, they are not.  For a complete listing of what I am, have been, and will be listening to from the podosphere, go here.